Charlie Adam
Sure, he can score a long-range goal or two. Whoop Dee Doo.
It doesn’t change the fact that Charlie Adam is one of the Premier League’s genuine creeps, and possibly the cowardliest player in the top flight.
Give us a crunching tackle from Dave Mackay or Roy Keane any day over one of Adam’s sneaky little rakes down the back of Gareth Bale’s Achilles.
Charles Graham ‘hardman’ Adam…a shoo-in for this list.