“I will paint my girlfriend blue”: Leicester fans make hilarious pledges for if Foxes win title

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A website has been set up for Leicester City fans to share pledges for when their title dreams come true.

www.IfLeicesterWinTheLeague.com was created by Tom Watkins on the week that the Foxes could clinch the most unlikely of Premier League triumphs with victory over Manchester United.

It encourages supporters of Claudio Ranieri’s side to promise to do some outrageous things if Leicester do indeed win the title. And, as you might imagine, there were some pretty hilarious consequences.

Here are a selection of some of the best pledges:

“I will paint my girlfriend blue.”

“I will make a yearly pilgrimage to Leicester cathedral to thank God for Jamie Vardy.”

“I will donate a Leicester shirt with Drinkwater on the back to a child in Ethiopia.”

“I will name my first child Jamie.”

“I will tell my children happy meals are really called Okazaki meals.”

“I will keep digging up ‘Richards’ in Leicester cemeteries until Leicester win the Champions league.”

“I will put a sign in my garden saying ‘Foxes welcome’.”

“Every time I chat shit I will prepare to get banged.”

“I will give a topless photo of Ngolo Kante to my grandma.”

Visit the website to view more pledges, or perhaps even make your own!

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