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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.

First a Bolton bruising, now Manchester United Boss is set for a slap on the wrist.
Sir Alex Ferguson, so vociferous in his criticism of burly shunt-meisters Bolton, is to be slapped with a misconduct charge by the...
TRANSFER RUMOURS: Manchester United, Liverpool, Tottenham, Derby County, Everton and Arsenal
The rumour mill is churning at full tilt again. This bulletin of rubbish (sorry, news) from the tabloid hacks also features Manchester...
Manchester United Too Wussy To Deal With Bolton?
Fergie sent off, Patrice Evra scared witless by the demonic Bolton rabble, broken bottles, random explosions and shrapnel. And on Man Utd’s...
Liverpool Manager Will Be Sacked Shortly
The Times is reporting that Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez’ days are numbered after a week of intense bitching between the Spaniard and...
Tottenham’s Juande Rages At Blind Referee
Tottenham manager Juande Ramos was blahhhrdy pissed off yesterday when his boys were refused what The Sun describes as a ‘stonewall penalty’...
Newcastle’s Michael Owen, Not Only Injury Prone But Also A Blithering Idiot.
Injury-prone Michael Owen might need his head checking as well as his dodgy knackered limbs. He told The Sun after the World...
Middlesbrough To Reclaim McClaren?
Yep, the tragic truth is that this could become more and more of a possibility as the season continues. Fan site Buzzle...
Ultra-Violence Or Referee Bias; Why Do Chelsea Get So Many Red Cards?
Mere months into the Chelsea job and Avram Grant is fitting in just fine with the Premier League big boys. After the...
West Ham 1-1 Tottenham: Three Things You Learned From The Match?
The ever-popular Three Things series has expanded to include matchday action. Some people saw this match in all its live glory, others...
Newcastle 0-3 Liverpool: Three Things You Learned From This Match?
The ever-popular Three Things series has expanded to include matchday action. Some people saw this match in all its live glory, others...
Arsenal 2-0 Wigan: Three Things You Learned From This Match?
The ever-popular Three Things series has expanded to include matchday action. Some people saw this match in all its live glory, others...
Birmingham 0-2 Portsmouth: Three Things You Learned From This Match?
The ever-popular Three Things series has expanded to include matchday action. Some people saw this match in all its live glory, others...