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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.

Uefa Opponents Fire Warning To Tottenham
The Tottenham-Aalborg Uefa game isn’t going to be a cakewalk for the Spurs players, oh no. Brilliantly named Aalborg ‘keeper Karim Zaza...
Ex-Manchester United Star Sticks It To The Club, And Manchester…
Real Madrid’s Argentinian defender Gabriel Heinze has claimed that he’s as happy as a butcher’s dog with life at Real but lashed...
Jose Mourinho To Replace Liverpool’s Sacked Manager?
The Guardian Football Weekly podcast had Andy Hunter on the phone from Merseyside this week, and he gave some airtime to the...
TRANSFER RUMOURS: Manchester United, Manchester City, Arsenal, Tottenham, Everton, Liverpool.
Mark Apostolou brings us some hot Sportingo Transfer Rumours. There’s gossip and rumour – and there’s reality. Decide for yourself which category...
TRANSFER RUMOURS: Tottenham, Manchester United, Chelsea, Arsenal, Manchester City, Newcastle, Bolton, Portsmouth, Middlesbrough and Reading.
A rotten grab-bag of five month old stale transfer chocolate for you all today. [James, while kicking Kruge off of the cliff’s...
Newcastle’s Allardyce Asks His Own Players If He Is Crap!?!
Whilst picking through the wreckage of the limp 3-0 home defeat to Liverpool, Newcastle boss Big Sam Allardyce ended up asking the...
Wigan Smell Lovely Whilst Birmingham Make Steve Bruce Want To Vomit.
New Wigan manager Steve Bruce conducts his life constantly in the eye of a tigerish storm, if it isn’t his pet pup...
Liverpool Boss Forced To Grovel For His Future
So Rafa shot his mouth off, and his American paymasters, used to the cutthroat world of mergers and acquisitions, told him that...
Idiot Of The Week: England’s Toilet Dwelling Ex, Aston Villa’s Gaffe-Boy, and Manchester United’s Lord of the Moan.
Each week we’ll be picking some nominees for Idiot Of The Week. Maybe they locked themselves in the toilet rather than watch...
Should Defoe have a bigger role at Tottenham?
A pretty piss poor week for Jermaine Defoe, turning up to play against he old team, getting mercilessly booed by West Ham...
Portugese Star Commits To Manchester United
Sky Sports are reporting that Sporting Lisbon midfielder Miguel Veloso could transform into Manchester United midfielder Miguel Valoso but tthe player himself...
Berbatov and Tottenham return to ruin our lives!
Oh dear God no ! Tell us it isn’t true ! Just when we thought that our lives were clean and rumour...