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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.

Liverpool’s Rafa Must Wish He Had An Owner Like Manchester City’s Shinawatra!
According to the Times, Manchester City Manager Sven-Goran Eriksson has foisted a huge January wish list into owner Thaksin Shinawatra’s hands, with...
Chelsea’s Drogba Is An Unplayable Worldbeater Even When Only Half Fit!
Chelsea Striker Didier Drogba received a healthy slice of praise from his teammate John Terry after his barnstorming performance against Rosenborg last...
Bolton Star Dreams Of Playing For Chelsea
Nic Anelka has issued a classic ‘come and get me’ to Chelsea boss Avram Grant, telling him that he fancies some Champions...
Tottenham’s Boss Yet Again Highlights Jol’s Deficiencies?
Tottenham’s new boss doesn’t see the need to spend lots of dosh; instead he is more than happy to stay with the...
Arsenal Star Joins The Ref-Bashing Club
Sky Sports are reporting that after Arsenal’s 3-1 defeat to Sevilla, in which a second-half penalty was awarded to the Spaniards and...
Newcastle Boss’s Son Is Sued For Antics At Bolton
Like father, like son ?..No smoke without fire…The apple never falls far from the tree… Eurgh…all of these craptastic sayings could be...
Aston Villa Strain To Keep Star
Aston Villa are set to hold talks with defender Martin Laursen in an attempt to tie him down to a new deal....
Is There A Better Midfielder Than Everton’s Cahill?
The effect that Tim Cahill has had on Everton’s campaign this season has been sensational. The boxing ‘roo has scored vital goal...
TRANSFER RUMOURS Part 2: Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal, England, Aston Villa, Tottenham, Manchester United, Portsmouth, Reading, LA Galaxy.
As promised, here is part two of this steaming rumour pile. Steven Gerrard is set to leave Liverpool and move to Barcelona...
Chelsea Midfielder Swears Loyalty For Life
With Chelsea transfer sluts like Didier Drogba baying for a move one minute and then protesting their loyalty the next, it must...
TRANSFER RUMOURS PART 1: Arsenal, Tottenham, Chelsea, Everton, Wigan, Derby County and Reading.
We are the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles (yes, we said “Hero” dammit !) of Transfer Rumours, living in the sewers below the...
It’s Tottenham vs Arsenal for this Italian.
The Daily Mail reckons that both Tottenham and Arsenal are chasing the same man, Bayern Munich’s Italian striker Luca Toni, who the...