Ruthless Chelsea sack yet another member of staff
by stresster on June 15th, 2008First there was Avram Grant, then there was Henk Ten Cate. It seems that nobody’s job is safe at Chelsea. Especially when you hear that the club have made the decision to sack Nick Perruccio, somebody who has been on their payroll for more than ten years.
For the unitiated, Perruccio was the head chef at Chelsea, serving up culinary delights for the team and the several managers that have been in charge over the past ten years. He was hired by Gianluca Vialli and has introduced the Blues players to a wide range of new tastes. The Daily Mail report that the club were sly in the way they got shot of their cook.
But Chelsea insiders say the chef - brought up in Rome with an Italian father and English mother - has always been liked by the players, who were conveniently on their holidays when the axe fell.
The suspicion is that Perruccio’s departure has more to do with an uneasy relationship with the club’s powerful medical department than any discontent in the team dining room over the quality of his pasta sauces.
Perruccio has been credited with convincing Terry of the healthy benefits of a Mediterranean diet. Chelsea’s combative skipper may now find the explanation for the chef’s exit hard to swallow.
‘JT’ has already had to endure several servings of humble pie since he fluffed a penalty in the Champions League final, leaving him with egg on his face. Who is now going to serve up the Chelsea squad members with sour grapes when they next lose a match?
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Tagged Under: avram grant, Chelsea FC, Henk Ten Cate, john terry



aNaKiN99 - June 15th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
guess the stamford bridge gardners and cleaners are next in line facin the axe… looks more like a chelskian revolution done by a russian….
S - June 15th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Hilarious.
No really, you should write for the Sun or something.
Gobble - June 15th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Send that decadent capitalist bastard to the gulag.
Sauxboy - June 16th, 2008 at 4:44 am
The next thing you’ll be writing about is how many time Roman wipes his ares with a Man U and Liverpool Shirt! Sounds to me like you’ll are really bored and will write shit about anything!!!!
Blog Head - June 16th, 2008 at 8:08 am
Sauxboy,
I can confirm that Roman wipes his arse with nothing other then Andrex Three-ply extra soft. He takes care of his arse and then lets Shevchenko stick his willy in it
J - June 16th, 2008 at 9:23 am
You are relentless Stresster! Let it go mate, it’s going to be alright! All you need to do is stop writing rubbish about Chelsea and go back to worrying about your own team. That way you’ll get rid of that chip that’s on your shoulder.
Jiday - June 16th, 2008 at 10:18 am
Mr writer,Chelsea is definately a rich club,but if you think writing rubbish about chelsea is the only way you can make your money out of chelsea,then you are obviously stupid.I’ll recommend you get another job.
Naz - June 16th, 2008 at 11:54 am
What a rubbish article which does not have any kind of relevance to kind of football news that I always want to raed about Chelsea.Chelsea is a big club and people can go and come.
Rob - June 16th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
these comments are too funny - what a shit article! Hope you get sacked or demoted back to tea boy for this