Hey Luis Don’t Bite Me! (An Ode to Mr Suarez)
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YouTuber and musician Tom Rosenthal has created a wonderful song about Liverpool and Uruguay’s enigmatic striker Luis Suarez, entitled ‘Hey Luis Don’t Bite Me! (An Ode to Mr Suarez)’.
The song is remarkably well sung, while being jam packed full of comical lines.
Our favourite is:
“Always carry snacks,
save your fellow man,
from your crazy mouth attacks!”
You can listen to the catchy tune, and read the full lyrics below:
The lyrics of the song are as follows:
There’s a party in your brain,
no one is invited and no one ever came,
what is going on?
what on earth is going on in there?
There’s magic in your feet.
Diamonds in your feet, wolves in your eyes,
Wait for the surprise, wait for the big surprise.
Hey Louis Louis don’t bite me,
Tough to be a genius,
tough to be a man,
tough to be a horse,
tough to be a frog,
tough to be a football,
tough to be alive.
You’re not getting wiser,
you’re not getting smarter,
but you’re sure getting bolder,
oh what a love
what a love for the shoulders
A psychoanalysts dream
you gotta lie down,
tell them what it means
maybe they can work it out
maybe no one can work you out
Always carry snacks,
save your fellow man
from your crazy mouth attacks ,
oh louis we all get hungry