Long-winded people are boring, and writing full sentences is for chumps. So instead you have just SIX words. Sound easy? Good for you.
It’s been reported that Tottenham are standing by their £30m valuation of their sulking Bulgarian and, if that is not met by Manchester United, then they will let him rot in the reserves. Is this admirable or a mistake? What do Spurs fans think the club should do with a problem like Dimitar?
You could probably write an essay about this. Well tough, you only have SIX WORDS! Concise and creative, or just plain hilarious, it’s up to you now so leave your masterpiece in the comments.