8) Andriy Shevchenko (Chelsea)
Undoubtedly one of the best strikers of the last two decades – except during his time in the Premier League. Shevchenko is arguably the flop of all flops and his £30.8m transfer to Stamford Bridge was a disaster from start to finish. He scored just nine Premier League goals in 48 games between 2006 and 2009, but thankfully Fernando Torres has ensured this one has been all but forgotten.