Back off ladies! Alan Pardew is married

Alan Pardew.

Every bloke wants to be him.

And every woman – including my Brighton-supporting auntie – wants to be under him.

Alan Pardew poon magnet

Bad luck Auntie Jayne!

This manager is taken. The 54-year-old silver fox is married.

And not just to Crystal Palace.

Because Tina Pardew has already put a ring on it.

Alan Pardew and wife Tina

Sorry ladies!

Tina Pardew

SEE ALSO: Six Premier League managers who would be decent craic down the boozer… And the 14 we’d send to voicemail!

At least Big Sam is still single…

Horny Sam Allardyce

Only joking! He’s taken too.

Big Sam double fist

Life’s a bitch, ain’t it!?

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