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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.

Crazed German Doctor Plots Yet More Fiddling With Newcastle’s Striker.
Sneaky little goalscoring chappy Michael Owen is again turning to the Bavarians to fix his cripplings. Last time Owen went to Bavaria...
TRANSFER RUMOURS: Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea, Aston Villa, Manchester City, Portsmouth, Newcastle and Tottenham.
Sportingo’s Mark Apostolou, more reliable than a stingy Italian defence has yet again faithfully brought us some transfer rumours. Another bulletin of...
Newcastle To Finally Make Some Money From Michael Owen!
And that is a vicious tackle on Owen…KERRR-CHING ! Owen looks to be struggling…KERRR-CHING ! Michael Owen has come off injured…KERRR-CHING !KERRR-CHING...
Liverpool Don’t Care About The Crappy Champions League – They Are Going For The Big One This Season.
… The Sun is reporting that beard stroking football guru Rafa Benitez has set his sights firmly on the Premier league this...
Tottenham To Bag Themselves A Couple Of Young Arsenal Stars!
Tottenham after a couple of Arsenal players ? Are you yanking our chain ? Well apparently not, according to Mr Telegraph and...
Tottenham’s Keeper Goes One Gaffe Too Far For Sh*tbreak Steve And His England.
Managers always go on about what happens in training and how it influences who they pick, Emile Heskey being a partiularly good...
Everton and Manchester City in Proxy War!
Everton and Manchester City are set for a head to head encounter in the foreign territory that they are both trying to...
Will Everton’s Moyes Be Half The Man Without His Influential Assistant?
Assistants, one of the most important tools in a manager’s armoury, someone you can trust, and tell your deepest secrets, a confidante...
Chelsea’s Ex Has Nothing On Aston Villa’s “Special One”
So thinks Villa’s Yank owner Randy Lerner who drizzled his manager in effusive praise by saying that not only is Martin O’Neill...
Bolton Manager Is A Grubby Liar!
So says French manager Raymond Domenech, who accused Bolton of making the most of Nic Anelka’s injury – because of a not-so-secret...
Liverpool’s £9million Striker Raid
Liverpool’s £9million Dutch Striker Dirk Kuyt woke up today with the realization that he is in exactly the same boat as Andy...
TRANSFER RUMOURS: Arsenal, Liverpool, Aston Villa, Tottenham, Manchester City and Portsmouth.
Sportingo’s Mark Apostolou brings us another piping hot batch of the good stuff… Inter Milan’s Brazilian striker can’t shake off Wenger’s interest,...