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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.
Liverpool, Tottenham and Manchester United Stars Just Want To Be Your Friend!
Looking for friends ? Have a stupendously well paid job that also leaves you with tonnes of time to gallivant around nightclubs,...
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Liverpool’s Manager Pledges His Life Away
Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez, no doubt after much chin-beard stroking, has moved to shut the rumour mongers up and has pledged that...
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Wannabe Arsenal Owner Denies Everything From Rape to Murder
The Guardian today reports that wannabe Arsenal big-cheese Uzbek-born billionaire Alisher Usmanov had what they describe as “a remarkable email exchange” with...
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Chelsea, Everton, Newcastle, Porstmouth and Sunderland face drastic Squad Amputations
Nigeria’s manager Berti Vogts has demanded that all his Nigerian players attend a training camp starting on January 4th, two weeks before...
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Everton Get Ready For Tottenham Style Striker Showdown
There is a striking bottleneck at the Toffee’s training ground – Everton are not a club who are accustomed to having the...
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Chelsea Star Set To Call It Quits
Chelsea’s Claude Makelele still hasn’t made up his mind whether or not he’ll do a runner come the end of the season....
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Monday’s Idiot Of The Week: Arsenal’s Schizoid Goalie, England’s Newly Potty-trained Manager, and the Spanish git who ruined it for Scotland.
Each week we’ll be picking some nominees for Idiot Of The Week. Maybe they locked themselves in the toilet rather than watch...
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TRANSFER RUMOURS: Arsenal, Chelsea, Bolton, Newcastle, Manchester City, Birmingham, Wigan
Sportingo’s Mark Rivlin brings us some transfer rumours to spice up our Sunday…The Sunday newspapers are as ever full of football transfer...
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Liverpool Stalk Yet Another Spaniard…
Word on the street is that Liverpool’s manager Rafa Benitez is up for ringing up Athletic Bilbao and asking if a certain...
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Why Newcastle’s Manager Should Shred Michael Owen’s Passport.
Put yourself in Newcastle Manager Sam Allardyce’s rather large shoes; his star striker Michael Owen has sustained more injuries than most of...
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Any Premier League Takers For England’s Euro Hero?
Omer Golan, the man who put a lovely cherry on top of the Israel-Russia game, wants to come to the Premier League....
Tottenham’s Ramos Is On The Trail Of A £30million Spaniard
Inspired by the glow-in-the-dark faeces that is Tottenham’s defending, new manager Juande Ramos is set to try and bag himself another striker...
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