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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.
Beckham Needs To Leave “The MLS Truman Show”
“The signing of David Beckham delivered on our expectations in every measure,” Garber said. “The exposure we got because of David Beckham,...
Tottenham Would Be Daft To Say They’ll Get A Champions League Place
Spurs striker Robbie Keane is a supreme optimimist – he thinks that Spurs can get into the top four despite the fact...
Tottenham FC
Liverpool Boss Is Headhunted By Bayern Munich
Rumours are rife that Bayern Munich are sniffing around Liverpool’s manager Rafa Benitez like a troupe of eager piggies sniffing for truffles....
Liverpool FC
Liverpool’s ‘Keeper is a million times better than anyone else.
Seven clean sheets in 12 Premier League games, the ability to leap around his six yard box like a demented salmon, and...
Liverpool FC
Now Arsenal’s Mentalist Wants To Stay!
Arsenal’s chief resident loon Jens Lehmann has now oscillated back from the brink of the abyss and reckons he’ll stay at Arsenal...
Arsenal FC
Relief From Tottenham to West Germany – Goal-Line Technology Is Coming!
‘Stalingrad’ Linesman Tofik Bakhramov’s alleged response when he was asked how he could be certain that England’s third decisive goal against West...
Tottenham FC
TRANSFER RUMOURS: Chelsea, Tottenham, Manchester City, Arsenal, Aston Villa, Liverpool, Everton, Manchester United, Bolton.
A pesky new swarm of transfer rumours has buzzed into the Sportingo office, and we’ve bagged them all for Caught Offside including...
Liverpool FC Tottenham FC
Newcastle, Ipswich and England’s Bobby Robson will be declared a legend by the BBC
The Telegraph is reporting that Sir Bobby will be given the BBC Sports Personality of the Year’s ‘Lifetime Achievement’ award next month,...
Newcastle United FC
Everton’s Lescott Is England’s Best Young defender!
Like one of those weird Magic 8 Ball thingies if you ask most Evertonians if Lescott is the best young defender in...
Everton FC
Derby County Are Officially The Crappest Ever…Even Worse Than Sunderland!
Yup, it is finally official, confirmation has arrived of what we all bloomin’ well knew anyway; Derby County are crapper than an...
Sunderland AFC
What Is Wrong With Liverpool’s Kuyt?
Liverpool Striker Dirk Kuyt has come out with a “Crisis, What Crisis !?!” outburst…And considering we never suggested that the Dutchman was...
Liverpool FC
You What!??! Casillas To Tottenham?!??
Nope, not even Iker Casillas himself thinks this one is a goer, but you can see the elements of the primitive minds...
Tottenham FC