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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.
Portsmouth’s Benjani Tops Charts Everywhere and even FIFA Love Him!
Pompey goal machine Benjani Mwaruwari isn’t just leading the Premier League goalscoring charts, the goal maniac is also top of the Actim...
Portsmouth FC
Moyes Tries To Plug McFadden Hole While Arteta Hole Springs Up Again.
AHA ! Try Taking Our Faddy Now ! Roars Everton’s Ginger Braveheart ! Everton are looking to tie down Scottish legend James...
Everton FC
Liverpool And Crouch Contemplate Messy Divorce
This is International Break, a time when we are all so starved of decent football that when the Daily Mail threw a...
Liverpool FC
TRANSFER RUMOURS: Manchester United, Tottenham, Arsenal, Portsmouth, Real Madrid, and Luton!
Sportingo’s Mark Apostolou again brings us the latest transfer. All the latest news, gossip and rubbish – sorry, that should say rumours...
Tottenham FC Manchester United FC
Naive Liverpool Star Likes The “Honest” Premier League, Rest of the world guffaws.
Wow…Sounds like Fernando Torres likes it in Merseyside. Sky Sports are reporting that Torres is settling in well here, and that is...
Liverpool FC Chelsea FC
Are Derby County Really A Better Prospect Than Everton?
Zounds ! What in the name of all things sacred is going on at Pride Park ? Derby County are literally turning...
Everton FC
Liverpool Provoke The Wrath of Real Madrid by Kidnapping a 16 year-old
Rafa Benitez has stirred up a hornets nest of indignant outrage with his nick-a-kid campaign – which saw him bundle 16 year...
Liverpool FC
How Much Money Do We Need To Offer Chelsea’s Israeli Defender To Play Well?
DEAR MISTA TAL BEN-HAIM, ULLO DUR ! U R OUR ONLY HOPE ! WOODJA PLEASE TRY YOUR VERY BESTEST AND HELP US...
Chelsea FC
Wigan Want To Nab Birmingham’s Steve Bruce – A good deal for one and all?
With each November day the nights draw in, the house gets colder and Wigan flutter their eyelashes at a new manager. Who...
Wigan FC
Everton’s Striker back from injury but will he ever get back in the team?
Everton’s Andy Johnson is fit again and raring to go, but if he thinks he can waltz back into the first team,...
Everton FC
Schizoid Paper Alert!! Carrick To Tottenham. No wait! Carrick wants Berbatov at Manchester United.
“GO ON…YOU HAVE HIM !” “NO – YOU TAKE HIM HE’S PANTS – GIVE US BERBY INSTEAD !” Well that’s how the...
Tottenham FC Manchester United FC
Liverpool Star Wants To Deport Half His Teammates.
At least that’s what the noises emanating from Liverpool captain Stevie “G”s gob told us. The Guardian reports that Gerrard is well...
Liverpool FC