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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.

Naughty Chelsea Keeper Tempted By Barca & PM Gordon Brown Tempted by Heidi Klum?
Tempted by the fruit of another Tempted but the truth is discovered …So warble the band Squeeze, and that is how it...
Henry Hates It At Barcelona and Misses His Arsenal
Well that’s what Spanish Football guru Guillem Balague thinks anyway. The Spaniard dished the dirt on Thierry Henry’s feelings at Barcelona on...
TRANSFER RUMOURS: Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, Newcastle.
Mark Apostolou brings us all the rumours fresh from his Sportingo desk… The transfer rumours rumble on – but how many of...
Celtic Aim To “Bag And Gag” A Scotland Legend.
The Daily Mail is reporting that Celtic, pretty unsurprisingly, are after the mediocre Everton and supreme Scotland striker James McFadden. Scottish legend...
Two Men Enter: Everton’s Lescott VS Reading’s Shorey
Two Men Enter is an opportunity to put two players together head-to-head, in an eyeball to eyeball battle for supremacy – and...
Do The Liverpool Owners Secretly Despise Each Other?
According to the Times Liverpool’s chief executive Rick Parry has leapt all over the rumours that American owner fat-cats George Gillett Jr...
Chelsea Start To Mirror Last Season’s Cripplefest.
It’s deja vu all over again as Chelse suffer injuries to vital players yet again. Avram Grant’s cripple list is growing by...
Escape from Stalag Chelsea! Two Mystery Players Try Their Luck.
Chelsea’s Israeli Gaffer Avram Grant has finally revealed a small crack in the Chelsea set up, The Sun is reporting that according...
Manchester United and Arsenal engage in Stadium Fisticuffs.
In a runaway mine train of oneupmanship, Arsenal Manager Arsene Wenger has responded to The Lord of the Ferg’s chuntering on about...
How Long Before People Realize Aston Villa’s Manager Isn’t Very Good At All?
The Times ‘Game’ Podcast, always a steaming bayou of footballing rumours, has come up trumps again. The podcasts controversial host, Italian pundit...
A Chelsea Manager and an Arsenal Manager – Who Buggered up the Premier League the most?
The Special One has jumped back into the papers for a cameo taunt at Arsene Wenger, accusing the Frenchman of ‘misrepresenting’ the...
Reading Player Not Only Supports Tottenham, But Praises Arsenal – Is He Insane?
Even though Arsenal and Tottenham are at diametric positions in the table you would be hard pressed to find many Spurs fans...