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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.
England – A Snowball’s Chance In Hell For Euro 2008?
The tepid elevator muzac that usually plays in Steve McClaren’s head has now been replaced by the banshee scream of constant alarm...
England National Team
TRANSFER RUMOURS: Arsenal, Manchester City, West Ham, Newcastle, Chelsea, Liverpool, Aston Villa, Wigan, Derby County, Middlesbrough
Like a pack of post-apocalyptic feral street hounds, the papers are charging over here with lots of rabid transfer froth dripping from...
Liverpool FC Chelsea FC
Jewell Would rather gnaw at his Genitalia Than Take Over At Wigan
Wigan owner-chairman Dave Whelan is now at a new low, after running the rule over a motley crew of sheisters and neerdowells,...
Wigan FC
Watch out Manchester Utd and Arsenal, Liverpool’s Priority is the title
Liverpool’s goalkeeper Pepe Reina is today nattering that Liverpool’s main priority this season in the title…Reina told Sky Sports that it is...
Liverpool FC Manchester United FC
David Beckham’s Paymasters Crush His Manchester United, Arsenal, and Chelsea Dreams.
The LA Galaxy are keeping hold of David Beckham and he will never EVER be permitted to set foot in a Premier...
Chelsea FC Manchester United FC
Newcastle’s Barton Escapes!
Yep, Joey Barton has escaped the strong arm of the FA Law. Newcastle’s Loonmaster General, Joey Barton has escaped without a ban...
Newcastle United FC Sunderland AFC
It’s vote of Confidence Time For Middlesbrough Manager
Eurgh – Gerroff Me ! Like unwanted hugs from a moth-ball laden great aunt, the squeals can be heard for miles, it...
Middlesbrough FC
Manchester United Boss Wants To Live Forever
Wenger, Benitez, Grant, you should all take notes from the man, the legend, Sir Alex Ferguson, who has yet again told of...
Manchester United FC
Manchester United’s Ronaldo Declares His Love For Rooney and wants to be the best….ever!
Humble Manchester United winger Cristiano Ronaldo has revealed in his latest DVD – The Boy Who Had a Dream (which sounds to...
Manchester United FC
Chelsea’s Drogba Says Sorry For Being Crap Over The Weekend.
What must Chelsea make of their Ivorian moan-meister ? One moment he is kissing his badge and scoring for fun, and the...
Chelsea FC Everton FC
Jens Might Dump Arsenal For The German Second Tier.
Ah relief ! The end is in sight everyone ! The two most frustrating sagas this season have been without a shadow...
Arsenal FC
Carson Starts For England & Ramos Ponders Nabbing Him For Tottenham!
The Daily Mail is reporting that Scott Carson has been promoted to the #1 slot for the England-Austria game; after manfully trudging...
Liverpool FC Tottenham FC