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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.
Bolton’s Megson attacks the French!
Gary Megson is upset with the French, he doesn’t want his prize – currently injured – asset Nic Anelka being fiddled with...
Bolton FC
Idiot Of The Week; Manchester United, Newcastle, England
Each week we’ll be picking some nominess for Idiot Of The Week. Maybe they fell over some training cones, maybe they were...
Manchester United FC Newcastle United FC
TRANSFER RUMOURS: Birmingham, Aston Villa, Arsenal, Spurs, Liverpool, Chelsea, Wigan
Probably the only nice thing about rancid Mondays is a fresh crop of transfer rumours (and a rotten one about Dimitar Berbatov...
Liverpool FC Tottenham FC
Chelsea Draw With Everton And The Avram Grant Critics Crawl Out Of The Woodwork Again
Avram Grant Hasn’t Really Changed Chelsea at all….So says the Daily Mail, a blinking beacon of contoversy standing provocatively on the street...
Chelsea FC Everton FC
Bolton and West Ham make Arsenal’s Fabregas Fall Asleep.
Bolton vs West Ham ? YAAAAAAAAWN ! It may come as a surprise that Cesc Fabregas, when asked to compare the Spanish...
Bolton FC Arsenal FC
Birmingham lose to Aston Villa; Steve Bruce grabs for the Refereeing scapegoat.
Steve Bruce isn’t having the best of times at the moment. His Birmingham side are not doing great (they won’t go down...
Aston Villa FC
Is this the Best Manchester United Team Fergie Has Ever Assembled?
On Saturday it was Liverpool’s captain Stevie G claiming that his team could catch Man Utd and Arsenal, and the day after...
Manchester United FC
TRANSFER RUMOURS: Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, Everton, Bolton , Manchester City, Middlesbrough
In today’s piping hot batch of rumours ‘Boro boss Gareth Southgate hunts for somebody, anybody to play up-front for his team while...
Tottenham FC Chelsea FC
Manchester United boss backs Blackburn Rovers to break the Top 4 cartel
Manchester United manager the Lord of the Ferg claims that Blackburn boss Mark Hughes is the messiah; the man that will break...
Manchester United FC
Derby County 0-5 West Ham: Is “Pride Park” a misnomer?
Poor manager Billy Davies is swiftly going to run out of things to say as his Debry side’s barrel-scrapingly bad form continues....
West Ham FC
Fulham Boss Makes Jokes About Liverpool Fat Cats
Fulham manager Lawrie Sanchez had a good wallowing in his own pity session after his side bravely stood firm at the same...
Liverpool FC Fulham FC
Aston Villa Want Liverpool’s Keeper On A Permanent Basis.
Aston Villa’s on loan ‘keeper Scott Carson could make his move permanent after Rafa had a deep thought session and decided that...
Liverpool FC Aston Villa FC