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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.
Manchester United’s Wonderboy Is A Clumsy Oaf
“OO PUT DAT DUR ?!?” Yelped Wayne with an air of injured astonishment as he fell over some training apparatus yesterday. And...
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Sunderland’s Resident Mentalist Fires Off War Cry For Newcastle Game
Hard as nails managerial mentalist Roy Keane has called for any true warriors in the Sunderland squad to come forward for this...
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Liverpool’s Captain Reckons They Can Catch Manchester United and Arsenal – Do You?
Steven Gerrard reckons that his team will be able to mix it with the top two and that Arsenal could be in...
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African Cup Of Nations Gives Manchester United The Edge Over Chelsea and Arsenal.
“BUGGER IT !” Those two words will no doubt be heard throughout the Premier League come January when this season’s ticking timebomb,...
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TRANSFER RUMOURS: Chelsea, Manchester City, Reading, Everton, Arsenal, Tottenham, Wigan, Bolton
Sportingo’s Mark Rivlin provides us with some juicy fresh rumours. The rumour-go-round is in full swing as ever. Chelsea, Manchester City, Reading...
Premier League Predictions: Derby v West Ham, Sunderland v Newcastle, Birmingham v Aston Villa, Bolton v Middlesbrough, Chelsea v Everton, Man Utd v Blackburn, Portsmouth v Man City, Tottenham v Wigan, Reading v Arsenal.
Edward’s predictions stink, but he’ll soldier on. My predictions are consistently as rotten as an old sailors barnacled arse, but I will...
Tottenham’s ‘Keeper Admits It Only Took A Few Days For Ramos To Improve Them
Wow, that was quick ! Paul Robinson has leapt like an ecstatic salmon onto the ever growing Juande Ramos bandwagon. He has...
Tottenham FC
England’s Manager Has His Tickets Booked For The World Cup Draw!?
The Sun are today getting their knickers in a twist with the news that Steve McClaren has booked a plane ticket to...
Newcastle’s Big Sam Loses It With Press Goons
Gorilla-sized Newcastle manager Sam Allardyce, the gruff Notherner who speaks as he finds and is no way involved in illegal payments to...
Newcastle United FC
If Games Lasted 45 minutes, Fulham join Arsenal and Manchester United at the Top.
What in the name of ridiculous statistics is going on here then ?!?!? The Daily Mail reckons that if all games lasted...
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Lord of the Ferg Saves Christmas For Manchester United And Everton!
…Well Christmas Eve at least. The Daily Mail is eagerly reporting that Man Utd boss Sir Alex Ferguson has told Setanta sports...
Manchester United FC Everton FC
TRANSFER RUMOURS Part 2: Arsenal, Chelsea, Manchester United, Manchester City, Portsmouth, Newcastle, Aston Villa, Birmingham
Part 2 of this huge rumour rumpus, again courtesy of Sportingo’s Michael Walsh… Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger has ruled himself out of...
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