Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.

TRANSFER RUMOURS Part 1: Tottenham, Manchester United, West Ham, Wigan, Middlesbrough

Some lovely rumours shipped over from the Sportingo website, beautifully penned by Michael Walsh… Just some of the hot drivel from the...

Nov 8 2007, 15:11

Tottenham FC Manchester United FC

Arsenal’s Gilberto Opts To Stay And Fight Like A Man

Arsenal’s frozen out Gilberto has revealed that instead of wanting to leave, that he is actually waiting with trembling heart and baited...

Nov 8 2007, 14:50

Arsenal FC

Everton’s Yakubu Finally Coming Good?

Everton’s David Moyes has gone back to the legendary prophecy : “Feed the Yak and he will score” and is now stuffing...

Nov 8 2007, 13:09

Everton FC

Newcastle’s Gambling Addict Should Probably Be Concentrating On Football

Michael Owen’s Top Three Sporting Priotities: 1 England 2 Horseracing 3 Newcastle Top Jockey Kieron Fallon, in court yesterday over some scandalous...

Nov 8 2007, 13:00

Newcastle United FC

Is Tottenham Midfielder Ghaly An Arsenal Double Agent?

Tottenham’s Egyptian agent provocateur, Hossam Ghaly has come out again to reiterate that he has no intention of ever playing for the...

Nov 8 2007, 12:55

Tottenham FC Arsenal FC

Celtic’s Young Winger Better Than Manchester United’s Ronaldo?

….That’s what Celtic’s keeper (clearly trying to keep up with the ‘keeping mentalists south of the border) Artur Boruc thinks at least....

Nov 8 2007, 12:54

Manchester United FC

Disciplinarians Descend on Tottenham and Chelsea, but which club will lose the flab first?

Reports are coming in today that both Juande Ramos and Avram Grant are extending their training regimes. Spanish football pundit Guillem Balague,...