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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.
Would You Be Happy With West Ham and Tottenham Sharing A Stadium?
Fret not Hammers fans, it’ll only be until Tottenham rebuild their shanty town of a stadium into something worthy of a club...
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Wigan Appoint Lunatic Scot As Manager
Wigan have opted for an experienced veteran of tepid football to lead their relegation charge, they are understood, to the Times, to...
Wigan FC
Liverpool on the European Precipice; the beginning of the end for Rafa?
Rafa Benitez, what a few months. First you lose your assistant and gain abeard. Then your team fails to perform in the...
Liverpool FC
Now Manchester United Boss Thinks Arsenal Have Too Many Foreigners… Unlike United?
Damaged testicles, damaged mind; well that has to be the conclusion that you come to over Fergie’s latest string of quotes, accusing...
Manchester United FC Arsenal FC
Liverpool Manager Continues To Treat His Lanky Striker With Disdain After Blackburn Performance
Lanky goal maestro Peter Crouch might not have a future at Anfield with Rafa Benitez implying that the freakishly tall striker might...
Liverpool FC
After Manchester United Gaffs, Is Arsenal’s Manuel Almunia A Title-Winning Goalkeeper?
Is Arsene Wenger starting to have some doubts about his current #1 goalie. When asked about Almunia, Wenger wasn’t exactly overflowing with...
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Middlesbrough Boss Wants You To Boo Him, Not His Snivelling Players
Middlesbrough Boss Gareth Southgate has grabbed all his players and is holding them close to his warm bosom. Such is Southgate’s protective...
Tottenham FC Middlesbrough FC
Tottenham’s Juande Ramos Tracks Another Striker!
New Cockerel saviour Juande Ramos has pinpointed the weakness in the Tottenham squad and has set his sights on a new player,...
Tottenham FC
Birmingham Boss Blames “Naïve” Stars For Everton Loss
The molten rage that flowed out of Steve Bruce’s mouth better have forced the realization in his Birmingham boys that they were...
Everton FC
Liverpool’s Rafa Benitez Admits He Is One Sandwich Short Of A Picnic
The Sun is reporting that Rafa Benitez is on the brink of madness, if the Spaniards ludicrous facial accoutrements weren’t hint enough,...
Liverpool FC
Arsenal’s Gilberto On His Way Out – Any Takers For An Experienced, Title Winning Defensive Midfielder?
Arsenal midfielder Gilberton Silva is mournfully sashaying towards the Arsenal exit, with that famous “unnamed source” saying that “he lost everything in...
Arsenal FC
Who is the most important player at Tottenham?
…Juande Ramos would point no further than Mr Berbatov, and he has effectively declared his undying love for the Bulgarian. New Spurs...
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