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Slakr: Everyone’s Played Once. What did you learn?
Slakr‘s had a blast so far. We think you probably have too. Every team has played their opening game (I’ll pretend I...
Best Football Song Ever?
It’s a guilty pleasure, in some case a downright shameful pleasure, but we love football songs. Not just the songs that have...
Slakr: Do Americans Ruin The World Cup for Americans?
Slakr‘s celebrating England’s victory from New York, but is left fuming at the inane commentary of ESPN/ABC’s World Cup pundits. Never has...
Slakr’s Weekend Review: Brum Lose (Shocker)! Chelski Cheat (Shocker!) Gerrard Shows Passion (Shocker!)
Slakr moans, groans and celebrates a pretty dire weekend of football. Two weeks. I’ve got to keep telling myself that its been...
Afternoon Chat
“Afternoon Chat” finds the CaughtOffside contributors in more…relaxed…discussion of the important topics of the day where grammar, spelling and any time to...
Shock, Horror as Slakr Defends Chelski!
Slakr actually agrees with Moaninho about Del Horno. To a point. And rants about the rest of the Champions League results. The...
Slakr’s Champs League Preview: What Does This Week Hold For The Big Four?
Slakr pulls out his rather misty crystal ball to predict this week’s results as the Champions League gets back on track. Be...
God vouches for Ronaldinho
Even God seems to have a soft spot for the Ugly Pele. How else can we explain the fact that one of...
God has returned
Liverpool have followed Spurs lead, and brought one of their favourite sons back to Anfield. Slakr tries to avoid getting all teared...
In Praise Of: Sneaky Swedes and Scottish Managers
Slakr‘s taken his positive side about as far as it can go. Since every respectable journalist seems to be blaming a media...
Time to play “Name That Bung”
By now, everyone who’s reading this article has already read ad nauseum the comments Stupid Sven made to the Iron Sheik. But...
In Praise Of: Martin Jol
Slakr‘s inability to understand this whole “third-person journalism” thing has led to us giving him a new column. His need to deal...