Slakr
Your Say: What’s Your Excuse for Essien/Mourinho Now?
Slakr‘s hatred for all things blue continues to fester after watching some sorry scenes in the Champions League: So this edition of...
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Oh Holy Night…
Slakr reckons this magical night was almost as good as one he remembers from twelve months ago…...
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Slakr: Don’t Touch my Crouch
Slakr argues passionately that Peter Crouch needs to be left alone. So I’d like to see Peter Crouch banging in dozens of...
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SLAKR: Pull the other one, Jose
Slakr has just one more point to add on best friend, and Chelsea manager, Jose Mourinho’s latest attack on Arsene Wenger: Mourinho...
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SLAKR: Chelsea Fans: This is your elbow; That is your arse; That is your head sticking out of it
Slakr carefully considers some recent comments from Chelsea fans, and proceeds to lob a volley of abuse their way. Let’s see how...
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Slakr: Mourinho admits Chelsea deserved to lose, promises not to be so arrogant in future
Slakr cannot hold back his delight at Chelsea’s league cup exit to Charlton, and promptly pisses on their still-fresh wounds: Ok, so...
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Your say: Forest Fan Furor
There was a time, not long ago, that Nottingham Forest was a great team. So its sad to see them languishing in...
Glory, Glory Harry Kewell
Maybe its because his Liverpool FC Official Calendar has a Harry Kewell pic for October. Maybe because he’s out of his mind....
Liverpool FC
Things we like: BBC’s Robbo
There are many, many crap football columnists out there. There are many, many crap football humorists out there. And then there are...
Slakr: You’re fat, you’re ugly, you’re out of your mind
CaughtOffside’s Slakr is unable to control the rage within as he let’s loose on Tottenham Head Coach Martin Jol: So Martin Jol...
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Things we like: Fever Pitch
Many people may only be aware of Fever Pitch due to the recent movie starring Drew Barrymore and Jimmy Fallon, a movie...
Where, oh where, will the goals come from?
After an agonising game at home to Blackburn, do Liverpool have a chance of making it through to the January transfer window...
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