Mike Ashley
While the Premier League wouldn’t be the Premier League without a dysfunctional Newcastle United, we think the furore has gone on for a little too long.
The laughter stopped when Ashley released Ryan Taylor by phone call (or at least asked John Carver to do his bidding), before asking perennially-injured full-back to pass the phone to cancer-recover Jonas Gutierrez for an identical message of woe.
You can’t buy class…