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Everton 0-1 Manchester United: Three Things You Learned From This Match?
The ever-popular Three Things series has expanded to include matchday action. So while some people saw Everton play Manchester United, others didn’t,...
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Tottenham 1-3 Arsenal: Three Things You Learned From This Match?
The ever-popular Three Things series has expanded to include matchday action. So while some people saw Totteham play Arsenal, others didn’t, and...
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Predict The Score You Genius: Portsmouth v Liverpool
Time for Rafa Benitez to put his money where his very busy mouth is and capitulate against Pompey, just so that he...
Predict The Score You Genius: West Ham vs Middlesbrough
We like to think we know our football regardless of what clinical delusion the words on these pages suggest, and we know...
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Predict The Score You Genius: Tottenham vs Arsenal
Well it’s that time of year where Spurs face Arsenal and, regardless of what’s going on for both clubs, it is apparently...
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Why Are People So Excited After Five Games?
Mr. C has apparently found his life too insult-free during the international week and ponders why Manchester City, Everton, Liverpool and Tottenham...
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Who Is Your Club’s Best Ever Bald Player?
The Premier League is on hold for international week, a disgusting time of year at the COS offices, which finds us forensically...
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The Premier League Team Of The Season (So Far): No Chelsea Or Manchester United But Arsenal, Liverpool and Everton
Peter takes advantage of the copious amounts of spare time these days to pick the best eleven to start the season. Manchester...
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Are You For Or Against An Arsenal Takeover?
Arsenal chairman Peter Hill-Wood has claimed that Arsenal don’t need a billionaire moneybags at the helm. With vultures Alisher Usmanov (with David...
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Jussi Jaaskelainen Might Be Available, Any Takers?
Perhaps it is time for Bolton’s long serving keeper to move on, and with a clutch of goalkeepers disgracing themselves pretty much...
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In The Hands Of The Gods Giveaway Sweepstakes
Following a hugely successful launch in Cannes, Lionsgate UK will release the exciting and thought-provoking In The Hands Of The Gods on...
Michael Carrick Is Too Soft For Manchester United Or England
Daniel ponders the role of Michael Carrick for club and country. During the BBC’s preview of the England v Israel game the...
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