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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.
Arsenal Boss Wenger Is More English Than You
Eh ?!? Yep, you read that right, Arsene Wenger reckons he is more English than you, and unsurprisingly that makes him quite...
Arsenal FC
TRANSFER RUMOURS: Liverpool, Tottenham, Manchester City, Everton, Fulham, Bolton, Aston Villa, Portsmouth and Sunderland
Sportingo’s Mark Apostolou gives us his daily take on the murky puddle that are football transfer rumours. It’s all go in the...
Liverpool FC Tottenham FC
New Wigan, Derby, and Birmingham Managers – But who would YOU choose?
So last week we got to sample the heroics and histrionics of three managers in their new Premier League jobs, but if...
Wigan FC
Arsenal Beware! 1999 Treble? Pah! This Manchester United Team Will Do It Too!
Man United striker Louis Saha reckons that the current squad can match the 1999 treble legends and get a bulging swag bag...
Manchester United FC Arsenal FC
Watch Out Everyone – Arsenal Striker Turns Into A Beefcake!
As Eric Cartman eloquently put it: “Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, I’m living proof. Beefcaaake ! BEEFCAAAKE !” And...
Arsenal FC
Will Tottenham be any more secure at the back without Kaboul?
Sneaky guttersnipe journos the Mirror claim that Younes Kaboul has been dropped from today’s UEFA cup must-draw game against Anderlecht after ‘his...
Tottenham FC
Legend Gives His Views On The State Of Liverpool’s Team
Liverpool’s supreme goalscoring legend Ian Rush has backed Peter Crouch to have a huge influence on which way Liverpool’s season swings, and...
Liverpool FC
Would England Be In Euro 2008 If West Ham Keeper Was #1?
West Ham reckon that the madness has to stop and that Robert Green should be promoted to the lofty heights of England...
West Ham FC
Second Chelsea Star Thinks World Cup Success Will Be Easy With Mourinho
First there was John Terry, singing The Special One’s praises from the tallest rooftop in the land, now Michael Essien has joined...
Chelsea FC
Tottenham Try To Learn About “Defending”
Tottenham’s Jermain Defoe claims that every Spurs player has been told about the previously alien concept of “defending” and that even attackers...
Tottenham FC
Everton Prove Zenit Manager Wrong, But How Far Can They Go In The UEFA?
Manager David Moyes yesterday added to the brilliant reposte that Everton dished out on the pitch to Dick Advocaat’s claims that the...
Everton FC
Simmering Ronaldinho Move to Chelsea Hots Up
The Sun are today reporting that Ronaldinho’s potential move to Chelsea is heating up, with the threat of Ronnie buying out his...
Chelsea FC