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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.

TRANSFER RUMOURS Part 1: Arsenal, Manchester United, Chelsea, Middlesbrough, Bolton, Manchester City, Reading.
A bulging set of transfer rumours from Sportingo. Jose Mourinho cancelled a trip to London – which he says was for Christmas...
Forget About Hatton Fight, Put Your Money On Mourinho For The England Job
Former Chelsea boss Mourinho, and his extra large ego are set to become the management team in charge of England according to...
TRANSFER RUMOURS Part 2: Arsenal, Everton, Liverpool, Manchester City, Blackburn, Tottenham, Chelsea, Birmingham and Derby.
Batch two of the day; our contribution to the rumour abyss of white noise that is the internet. Arsenal’s Spanish keeper Manuel...
TRANSFER RUMOURS Part 1: Arsenal, Aston Villa, Bolton, Chelsea, Derby, Liverpool, Manchester City, Newcastle, Tottenham.
Today’s first batch of rumours is a heady brew of potent guff and noxious waffle. Bundesliga’s Wolfsburg are ready and waiting to...
Can Tottenham Win The UEFA Cup?
Now that Tottenham are through to the knockout stages of the UEFA Cup, the Daily Mail is trying to stir up a...
Have Everton Found The New Scholes?
Everton’s Tim Howard, a former Manchester United man – has hailed Tim Cahill’s return from injury. Since his comeback the Australian has...
Liverpool Boss Bans Players From Watching Hatton Fight – Megalomania OR Sensible Precaution?
Rafa Benitez has sensibly laid down the law with regards to his red boys’ sleeping patterns; he doesn’t want any secret late-night...
Villa Boss Opts For Mourinho As Next England Gaffer
A clever way to say that you don’t want the England job…nominate someone else for it and pass on the hot potato...
Does It Really Matter If England Isn’t Managed By An Englishman?
The Daily Mail reckons that the two FA men tasked out to find England’s new manager are actually at loggerheads over who...
Manchester City Are Ready To Nab Newcastle Star
The Daily Express have momentarily stropped using the gutter as a trough and are claiming that Sven is after his ol’ buddy...
Is Zokora The Answer To Tottenham’s Defensive Crapness
Tottenham yesterday got the result they needed, bagging a precious point away to Anderlecht, and discovering what could possibly be the answer...