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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.

England’s Second Chance Steve To Be Replaced By 3rd Or 4th Choice Goons.
With the FA’s dithering and fumbling only eclipsed by Mourinho’s indecision whilst wittering on about how much he’d like the job –...
Idiot Of The Week: Manchester City’s Red Card Goon, The Liverpool and Chelsea Referees, and Rafa Benitez.
Each week we’ll be picking some nominees for Idiot Of The Week. Maybe they locked themselves in the toilet rather than watch...
Striker Commits To Tottenham
Jermain Defoe, who leapt off the bench and scored a vital goal in Spurs 2-1 win against Man City on Sunday, claims...
Everton Striker To Leave In January
The Telegraph are reporting that Everton’s Yakubu, fresh off scoring a hat-trick against Fulham, has announced that he’ll be trotting off to...
TRANSFER RUMOURS Part 2: Aston Villa, Chelsea, Derby County, Liverpool, Manchester City, Middlesbrough, Portsmouth, West Ham
Some more piping hot, smelly rumours Ooops ! After all that hype it looks like Jose Mourinho has changed his mind and...
Jose Has Special Plans For His ‘Club England”
The Guardian report that if Jose Mourinho does get the England job, he wont go for some no-name goon as his assistant...
TRANSFER RUMOURS Part 1: Arsenal, Aston Villa, Birmingham, Manchester United, Newcastle, Portsmouth, Tottenham
Sportingo’s Michael Walsh brings us the latest transfer gossip. There’s a menacing new threat to Newcastle’s Big Sam in today’s rumour and...
Everton’s Yakubu: Starting to come good, and lose the flab and laziness?
Everton’s record signing Yakubu yesterday shot his team to victory with a hattrick in the Toffees’ 3-0 win over Fulham at Goodison...
No One Gives Manchester United Star Any Credit
In yesterday’s vicious 4-1 bashing of Derby County, Manchester United winger Giggs scored 100 league goals for the club, but not only...
Fergie Ensures That Manchester United Will Never Get Rid Of Him
The Lord of The Ferg has ensured that his reign at Man Utd won’t come to an end when he relinqishes his...
TRANSFER RUMOURS Part 2: Tottenham, Chelsea, Manchester City, Portsmouth, Liverpool, Celtic, Fulham.
We went panning for rumour gold, part 1 was the gold, and here is the silt… Anderlecht are in the dog-house with...
Aston Villa 1-3 Porstmouth: Three Things You Learned From This Match?
The ever-popular Three Things series has expanded to include matchday action. Some people saw this match in all its live glory, others...