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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.

Chelsea’s Squad Is Stronger Than Arsenal and Liverpool’s
One man who thinks so is Chelsea’s ‘entertainer’ manager Avram Grant, who boasted about his side’s 15- game unbeaten run while coping...
Newcastle Boss Begs For Mercy… And Brings Up Bolton AGAIN
The Times reports that Newcastle boss Sam Allardyce is set to revive the classic ‘winter break’ campaign, but with a twist. He...
Manchester United Row Puts Cloud Over Latest Mega Transfer
The Guardian reckonthe pre-ordained move of Miguel Veloso from Sporting Lisbon to Manchester United could now be off, ruining the young Portuguese...
Marseille Ready To Bash Liverpool With Kisses
A big match beckons for both Marseille and Liverpool in their Champions League showdown tonight, but instead of standing nose to nose...
Tottenham Lose Yet Another Star To Long Term Injury
The Guardian’s David Hytner reports that Tottenham have yet more injury misery to cope with. They will be without Gareth Bale for...
TRANSFER RUMOURS Part 2: Aston Villa, Rangers, West Ham, Manchester United, Manchester City, Barcelona, Liverpool and Everton
The second batch of rumours from Sportingo’s Mark Apostolou. More rumour and gossip, some of them mind-boggling, being churned out as opening...
Manchester United Boss Likes The Look Of Villa Star
The Express think that Sir Alex Ferguson, not content with having an obscenely good set of strikers (and Louis Saha), wants to...
Sunderland Boss Lays Into Chelsea Stars
One of the most surprising things about this season is that Roy Keane hasn’t been hauled before the FA, but that could...
Should Manchester United Star Be Booted Out?
Daily Express journos reckon that Man Utd striker Louis Saha is starting to lose some sleep over the prospect that he could...
TRANSFER RUMOURS: Middlesbrough, Portsmouth, Barcelona, Chelsea, Manchester United, Tottenham, Arsenal, Liverpool, West Ham and Blackburn
Sportingo’s Mark Apostolou brings us some Monday transfer rumours. It’s all newspaper rumour and gossip, of course, so don’t take it too...
Newcastle’s Michael Owen Is Past It According to Manchester City Boss.
The Daily Mail reckons that former England boss Sven Goran Eriksson is set strike little Mickey Owen and his gammy groin from...
Liverpool Will Look For A New Manager If This Week Doesn’t Go To Plan.
The Times’ multi-headed journalistic hydra; Russell Kempson and Oliver Kay report that: “It is possible to over dramatise every issue in football,...