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Steven Green

A regular philosophiser of Aston Villa and all round continental football enthusiast. Firmly believes that Italy in the mid '90s was football's golden age and longs to see James Richardson on terrestrial TV once again. Will never be found without a book or a hat, whatever the weather

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