Is Tony Hibbert secretly a Russian dictator?
One is a ageing and agricultural right-back, the other is a war-mongering, oil-hungry dictator…
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Everton have just drawn Dynamo Kiev in the last 16 of the Europa League – but maybe Hibbert shouldn’t travel?
Kiev is the capital of Ukraine, Ukraine is a war with Russia, lots of Ukrainians hate Putin, Hibbert looks like Putin – – – recipe for disaster, surely?!