Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.

Former Referee Calls For Bolton Star To Be Banned For A Long Time

Jeff Winter today criticized Bolton attacker El Hadj Diouf for his tackle on Liverpool’s Alvaro Arbeloa, which was just short of criminal...

Dec 4 2007, 12:30

Liverpool FC

Newcastle’s “Big Sham” Is On His Way Out

So claims the Sun, who reckon that Mike Ashley will be booming: “Off with his head !” bloody soon. The Sun reckons...

Dec 4 2007, 12:19

Newcastle United FC

Blithering FA Are Blind To The Obvious England Candidate

Jose Mourinho has shifted a little bit closer to the England job with The Sun claiming the Special One has said he’d...

Dec 4 2007, 12:10

England National Team

TRANSFER RUMOURS: Arsenal, Manchester City, Tottenham, Liverpool, Newcastle, West Ham, and Manchester United

Monday’s transfer rumours brought to us courtesy of Mark Apostolou and Sportingo. Manchester City, Newcastle and Manchester United also figure in this...

Dec 3 2007, 13:58

Liverpool FC Tottenham FC

Newcastle’s Big Sam is a Big Sham.

The Independent is reporting that the jowly, hangdog-faced reign of Sam Allardyce could be at an end, and considering that firing your...

Dec 3 2007, 13:53

Arsenal FC Newcastle United FC

Middlesbrough Bid 10m For Ronaldinho… Hahaha!

It looks like Middlesbrough have tried to silence the critics and to spice up their bland team by making a bid for...

Dec 3 2007, 13:47

Middlesbrough FC

Idiot Of The Week: Evil Tottenham Red Card Ref, West Ham Laser Man and Newcastle’s Loonmaster General.

Each week we’ll be picking some nominees for Idiot Of The Week. Maybe they locked themselves in the toilet rather than watch...