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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.

Tottenham’s Defensive Woe Will End Soon!
As long as the reason for their craptastic defending has been the absence of Ledley ‘Ledders’ King… Sky Sports are reporting that...
Ronaldinho To Choose Between Middlesbrough And Chelsea
Yup, that could be the choice facing the buck-toothed genius – the Kings Road or Middlesbrough. The Daily Mail reckons that Barcelona...
Ex Everton and Liverpool stars to storm in and take Ireland job?
It looks like a “dream team” of old Everton baldie legend Howard Kendall, with facially challenged Peter Beardsley (a former Everton AND...
Aston Villa, Manchester United, and Middlesbrough FA Cup Conspiracy!
Masters of the conspiracy the Daily Star are claiming that there was an almighty “balls up” in the FA Cuo Draw –...
Chelsea Ace In Tawdry Peruvian Sausage Gobbling Session.
Normally we wouldn’t give two hoots about what professional footballers do with their genitalia in their free time; and we are very...
Transfer Rumours: Arsenal, Chelsea, Manchester United, Newcastle, Reading, Tottenham, West Ham
More rumours courtesy of Sportingo’s Mark Apostolou. Big guns fight over Dutch wonderkid, Andriy Shevchenko tug-of-war and Nicky Shorey holding out for...
Everton Star Defends His Team Mate From The Boo Boys
Not satisfied with defending Steve McClaren to the hilt and claiming how sad he was to see him go, Everton Captain Phil...
Brazilian Can Only Dream Of Being As Good As Liverpool’s Gerrard
Liverpool’s young Brazilian scamp Lucas has revealed that he is currently in utter awe at Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard’s sheer brilliance, and...
Fulham Boss Smashes Back At Manchester United’s Claims.
In a niggly day of “he-said, she-said” bickering, Fulham top dog Lawrie Sanchez has thrown a denial back at Sir Alex that...
Manchester United Boss Unleashes A Priceless Moan At Fulham’s “Con-Man”
Manchester United last night beat Fulham 2-0 but the Lord of the Ferg wasn’t happy, leaping like a moany salmon in defence...
Both Newcastle players and statistics leap to Big Sam’s defence.
Steve Harper and Shay Given woke up today, read the paper, and splattered it with half chewed corn flakes when they read...
Chelsea Star Admits His Team Are Brain-Dead Morons
The Daily Mail is reporting that Chelsea’s Florent Malouda is unhappy with life at Stamford Bridge and has handed over a bulging...