Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.

Tottenham Won’t Be Getting Any Sevilla Players

All managers do it when they take over a new job, they have a sneaky look back at their old club, seeing...

Oct 29 2007, 11:23

Tottenham FC

Arsenal Boss Delighted With Technical Play, Liverpool Manager Glad His Players At Least Tried Hard

Wenger, Benitez, Ferguson; all three of these moan meisters were present at Anfield yesterday and the post match comments from sore loser...

Oct 29 2007, 11:21

Liverpool FC Manchester United FC

David Moyes Shocked To Discover Everton’s Record Signing Is A Good Footballer

Rumours are rife that Everton’s Â£11 .25 million star flop Yakubu, has actually figured out how to play football. Yes, you are...

Oct 29 2007, 11:18

Middlesbrough FC Everton FC

Chelsea Bosses Say What They Are Paid To Say

Chelsea boss Avram Grant, possibly emboldened by all the gruff, tough American Football players waddling around his teams training ground, has turned...

Oct 27 2007, 15:31

Chelsea FC

Tottenham’s Berbatov: Jol and I Need A Bigger Club

The Times is reporting that one of the first challenges that Juande Ramos is going to face is how to replace star...

Oct 27 2007, 15:27

Tottenham FC

Arsenal Boss Thinks Tottenham May Have Messed Up Again

Arsenal Boss Arsene Wenger just couldn’t resist sticking his oar in and having a go at the top brass at Spurs, saying...

Oct 27 2007, 15:25

Tottenham FC Arsenal FC

Arsenal’s Cesc Will Be Disappointed If They Dont Win The Title

There is no doubt that Arsenal, are a dynamically skillful attacking side, but can they go all the way ? The Daily...

Oct 27 2007, 15:23

Arsenal FC

Yawn, Manchester United Striker Is The New Marado…zzzz

Argentinian football God Gabriel Batistuta, the long haired striker that scored more goals for Argentina than anyone else, thinks that Carlito Tevez...

Oct 26 2007, 14:22

Manchester United FC

Who will go further in Europe, Everton or Liverpool?

Ka-ka-ka-BOOOM !….EURGH !… The Sun today let off a veritable stinkbomb of a headline: Useless European Flops and Amateurs UEFA !! Ha...

Oct 26 2007, 14:04

Liverpool FC Everton FC

Liverpool Owner Backs Bearded Spaniard, Fans Not Quite As Happy

Amind moderate fan unrest, The Times is reporting that although Liverpoolâ€™s co-owner Tom Hicks has given Rafa Benitez his â€œtotal supportâ€, he...

Oct 26 2007, 13:48

Liverpool FC Everton FC

How Crap Is The New Bolton Boss?

Bolton fans don’t want Gary Megson poking his receding ginger hairline around the Reebok Stadium, shouting with his gum chewing cavernously huge...