Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.

El Tel Defends The Indefensible, England’s Steve McClaren

Steve McClaren’s assistant Terry Venables has leapt to the defence of his boss, claiming that the ginger clown should keep his grubby...

Oct 31 2007, 7:17

Young Arsenal Midfielder Loves To Touch The Ball

…So thinks Arsenal captain Willy Gallas. According to The Sun, Gallas believes that his midfield mate Cesc Fabregas will go on to...

Oct 30 2007, 16:19

Arsenal FC

Liverpool Players Grudgingly Admit To Arsenal’s Brilliance

Whilst the Liverpool Manager Rafa Benitez was nervously stroking his beard in anticipation of bad news regarding Xabi’s toe, Jamie Carragher and...

Oct 30 2007, 12:02

Liverpool FC Arsenal FC

Chelsea Boss Rewarded For Not Being As Crap As We All Thought

Chelsea’s Clown Prince Avram Grant is being rewarded for not living up to expectations and actually getting some decent results. Israeli Grant...

Oct 30 2007, 11:59

Chelsea FC

Doubting Arsenal’s Credentials, Cristiano Ronaldo Thinks The Double Is On For Manchester United

Cocky Portuguese winger Christiano Ronaldo reckons that Manchester United will win the two big ones, the Premier League and Champions League. Stopping...

Oct 30 2007, 9:13

Liverpool FC Chelsea FC

Everton’s Yobo thinks Yakubu is the best thing ever in the whole wide world.

Everton’s Nigerian captain Joseph Yobo has stood up for his teammate Yakubu, claiming that he has total confidence in him to bang...

Oct 30 2007, 8:41

Everton FC

Manchester United be damned, Bolton’s Moan-Meister Anelka likes Gary Megson

Strange things are happening this Halloween week, Yakubu scored at the weekend, Chelsea actually put in an entertaining performance, and now perenially...

Oct 30 2007, 8:33

Manchester United FC

Tottenham Lazy Boys To Get A Kick Up The Backside After Blackburn Stroll

The Daily Mail is scoffing at the fact that the Tottenham squad are so unfit that as soon as Juande Ramos stormed...

Oct 30 2007, 8:13

Tottenham FC

Aston Villa aren’t selling Barry and especially not to Chelsea

According to the Daily Telegraph Aston Villa’s Supernerd Manager Martin O’Neill has told Chelsea to go away and to keep their grubby...

Oct 29 2007, 16:21

Chelsea FC Aston Villa FC

Sunderland Nutter Roy Keane Thinks He May Be Too Hard On His Players, But Would Also Boo Them

Sunderland hard man manager Roy Keane took a look at his own training regimen after Sunderland’s 1-1 draw at home to Fulham....