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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.
Newcastle Boss Wants To Put An End To Whimpering Away ‘Performances’
Today BIG Sam has a BIG problem, his players need to learn to play away from home. We all know that the...
Newcastle United FC
Liverpool Stars Set For Return Sooner Than Expected
Rafa Benitez is ready to breathe a big halitosis-ridden sigh of relief today as he is expecting good news on his influential...
Liverpool FC
Problems With Manchester United and Manchester City Stars Means Big Trouble For England
There is little doubt that unless Russia really goof up in the EURO 2008 qualifiers, Steve McClaren will be out of a...
Manchester City Manchester United FC
Is Frank Lampard’s Chelsea’s Most Important Player?
The future of Chelsea midfielder Frank Lampard is still looking unsure, but with Frank earning the GDP of a small pacific nation...
Chelsea FC
Tottenham and Arsenal Keepers; Is there something in the water?
Something is clearly in the water in North London, as the ‘keepers up there have been acting very bizarrely, first Robinson’s abysmal...
Tottenham FC Arsenal FC
Arsenal Boss Says Bust-Up Rumours Are Utter Tripe
Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger thinks that any talk of a bust-up with Gilberto Silva is utter tosh. With The Daily Mail is...
Arsenal FC
Chelsea boss Avram Grant continues his ridiculous hard man routine
Blimey – this Avram Grant isn’t the bumbling softie that we all thought he was. The next edict to come through the...
Chelsea FC
Chelsea set for another incredibly expensive superstar on the declne
Chelsea are after Ronaldinho, so says The Sun, and who are we to argue with such an honorable source ? Apparently Chelsea...
Chelsea FC
UEFA President Attacks Arsenal’s Arsene Wenger For Going After Kids
UEFA president Michel Platini has laid into Arsene Wenger, saying that his transfer policy – that of procuring talented youngsters early in...
Arsenal FC
The Kaiser Thinks England Play Like A School Team And He’s Probably Right
The Guardian is whispering to us, and the paper commonly known as the ‘sword of honour’ in the COS penthouse, is telling...
England National Team
New Tottenham Manager Will Clearly Fit Right In With The Spurs Fans
New Tottenham manager Juande Ramos is going to fit right in at Spurs. Having taken control of the low-lying team, the Spaniard...
Tottenham FC
Photo of Liverpool Star’s Wage Slip Leaked, is he worth it?
Like an undulating muddy pitch to a skillfull passing side, the gutter dwelling tabloids are a great leveler to high flying football...
Liverpool FC