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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.
Tottenham Bag The Worlds Greatest Manager…
…So thinketh the Sun, who today unveiled a whopper of a sychophantic article, claiming that Juande Ramos is definitely worth stabbing Martin...
Liverpool FC Tottenham FC
Manchester City Overlord Promises More Moolah
Manchester City owner Thaksin Shinawatra has told manager Sven Goran Eriksson that he will give him yet more money to splurge when...
Manchester City
Biggest Hint Yet That Martin Jol’s Tottenham Reign Is On It’s Last Legs
What a crazy little place White Hart Lane has become. Despite Dan Levy and the board admitting they went and shopped Martin...
Tottenham FC
Everton’s David Moyes Unleashes Ginger Fury On Mark Clattenberg Once More
Everton’s Manager David Moyes, whose flaming hair matches his anger towards Clattenberg, yesterday refused to give up the ghost and used his...
Liverpool FC Everton FC
Chelsea’s Midget Man-Child Is Not Happy, Do Tottenham and Manchester City Still Care?
He may be a stunted midget man-child who always looks confused, but Shaun Wright Phillips has a whole lot of fire in...
Chelsea FC
If Tottenham Could Only Have One: Martin Jol or Dimitar Berbatov?
Portsmouth boss ‘Arry Redknapp today joined Tim Sherwood in hitting out at Dimitar Berbatov, saying that he needs a damn good boot...
Tottenham FC
Surprise! Chelsea’s Drogba Tells Michael Ballack He Should Have Gone To Arsenal Or Manchester United
Chelsea’s Didier Drogba, not content with whining and weeping at Mourinho’s departure, saying he wants to leave his ‘broken’ club, and yet...
Chelsea FC Manchester United FC
Liverpool Boss Makes Usual Excuses For Defeat, But They May Not Be Enough For Long
You could tell from the messy and limp state of Rafa Benitez’ beard that events didn’t go the Spaniards way in Istanbul...
Liverpool FC Everton FC
Theo Walcott Back On Track To Become Arsenal’s Next Henry
As Theo Walcott completed his double against Slavia Prague yesterday, the name on most peoples’ lips was ‘Thierry Henry’ , but young...
Arsenal FC
Scotland Better Than England. Really.
Oh bloody hell, you just knew it was going to happen sooner or later didn’t you, pretty much every decent newspaper, and...
England National Team
Liverpool’s back is to the wall as they contemplate life without Europe.
Time for the industrial strength, Teflon coated underwear, it is make or break for Rafa’s boys. Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez isn’t prepared...
Liverpool FC
Newcastle striker will stay as long as Sam Allardyce does
Newcastle striker Obafemi Martins has stunned the footballing world (and his strike partner Michael Owen) by actually claiming that it was Sam...
Newcastle United FC