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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.
More Arsenal Players Moan, Moan and Moan Some More
It looks like Jens Lehmann isn’t the only lunatic at Arsenal. Sitting pretty at the summit of the Premier League, basking in...
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Tottenham manager to be sacked, for the millionth time
Big Martin Jol is a fighting ogre, he has bravely fought back from the potentially grievous wounds that he received during Levy...
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Liverpool’s Rafa Benitez and Steven Gerrard Kiss And Make Up… For Now
Bearded Benitez, who of late has been dispensing sneers and put downs with the frequency that Clattenberg dishes out red cards to...
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West Ham’s Robert Green Doesn’t Care If He Plays For England, But Should Steve McClaren?
We know all about David James and Paul Robinson and their prediclictions for fartknocking foul-ups, so is it time to switch ‘keepers...
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Tottenham Defeat At Newcastle Sets Off Jol Timebomb
The most uttered sentence this season is surely ‘Is it time for Jol to leave ?’ and life for Martin won’t have...
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Liverpool Star Banned For Next Match
Rafa’s new best friend Mark Clattenberg is set to have next weekend off so that he can sit watch the Liverpool v...
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Arsenal Captain Is Sooooo Glad He Left Chelsea
Whilst Arsenal captain William Gallas says that his current team play better football than any other he has ever played for, Joe...
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Ballon D’Or Shortlist: Manchester United, Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea and Tottenham players nominated
Mirror Mirror On The Wall, WhoIs The Greatest Footballer Of Them All ? This year’s Ballon d’Or trophy is being contested by...
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Birmingham’s Steve Bruce Rages Over Blind Linesman After Manchester City Blunder
Steve Bruce has joined David Moyes in having a good rant at the atrocious standard of referees and their assistants. Birmingham boss...
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Blackburn Duo Stake Claim As Best Striker Partnership In The Premier League
Blackburn’s Roque Santa Cruz wont listen to the crescendo of pundits and fans that think that he and Benni McCarthy are the...
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Liverpool Boss Calls Everton’s Lescott A Diver As David Moyes Is Charged By The FA
The Guardian is today reporting that Everton’s Davie Moyes could be in the doghouse with the FA for his post match wrath...
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Derby Boss Tells Fulham’s Lawrie Sanchez To Get New Glasses
The controversial elements of this weekend’s games have spilled over to Monday’s sports pages like a geneourously filled pint of English stout...
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