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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.
Chelsea Manager Wants To Entertain You With Football, Embarassing Tactical Mistakes
Chelsea manager funny man Avram Grant has more in common with Mr. Bean than his looks – they both seek to entertain...
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The Special One Plans To Steal His Chelsea “Blood Brothers”.
Ex-Chelsea Manager is plotting to steal Didier Drogba and Frank Lampard when he finally decides to take his next managerial job. Both...
Chelsea FC
Everton Boss: Mark Clattenberg Is A Liverpool Lover
Ahh the Merseyside derby, often an utterly dire game (although not this time) it is sandwiched between inflating hype prior to the...
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Middlesbrough Boss Wants The Will Of The Warrior
Gangly big-toothed doofus Middlesbrough Manager Gareth Southgate is set to bravely stick with his side’s attacking ethos even though their next two...
Middlesbrough FC
Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger is actually urging his lunati ‘keeper to fight!
Arsene Wenger, like an effete French Beastie Boy has told Jens Lehmann that he has to “Fight For His Right To Party”....
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Premier League Predictions: Arsenal v Bolton, Aston Villa v Manchester United, Blackburn v Reading, Everton v Liverpool, Fulham v Derby, Manchester City v Birmingham, Middlesbrough v Chelsea, Wigan v Portsmouth and West Ham v Sunderland
Edward is not very good at this prediction lark. I have been doing this for three weeks now, and they aren’t getting...
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Newcastle owner to jump ship and takeover at Spurs, while money is all that matters to Martin
The Sun is reporting that ex-Tottenham board member Paul Kemsley and his bessie mate, Newcastle Chairman Mike Ashley are ready to launch...
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Premier League Gossip and Rumours: Chelsea, Liverpool, Arsenal, Manchester United, Manchester City
A fat slice of transfer tales to clog up your footballing arteries… • Chelsea fancy a piece of FC Midtjylland’s 19 year...
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Arsenal To Become The Saviour Of The England Team, Seriously?
It was Arsenal’s AGM and a big unveiling was planned – a bronze bust of Arsene Wenger – complete with schoolboy parting...
Arsenal FC
Who has the most violent fans – not Everton, Liverpool, or Tranmere!
SO who do you think has the most violent, rampantly neanderthal drunkard fans ? The Liverpool Echo is reporting that: “The number...
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Tottenham’s “Injured” Paul Robinson is backed by Martin Jol for the millionth time
There are two factor’s about Monday night’s game between Newcastle and Spurs that everyone should keep in mind. Serial conceder Paul Robinson...
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Aston Villa owner is happy to let his Martin O’Neill depart.
The Daily Mail is reporting that if Steve McClaren’s England reign he will be replaced by Martin O’Neill, with his Randy Lerner’s...
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