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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.
If Liverpool Don’t Beat Everton, They’re A Bit Screwed
Liverpool’s Benitez has laid it all on the line; if Liverpool don’t beat Everton they’re in a spot of trouble and Rafa...
Liverpool FC Everton FC
Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves: Everton’s Moyes vs Liverpool’s Benitez
Usually Two Men Enter involves pitting people mano-a-mano in an overall assessment of their abilities, but this week we’re focusing on who...
Liverpool FC Everton FC
Arsenal Midfielder Is Weak Like Baby
The Daily Mail is trying to sweep last night’s rancid displays under the carpet and and is instead looking towards this weekend’s...
Arsenal FC
The England Blame Game: Tottenham’s Robinson, Liverpool’s Gerrard, Manchester United’s Ferdinand, Rooney
The players were clearly hoping that the plastic pitch was going to bring on some blame, but as it is the guilty...
Liverpool FC Tottenham FC
Entire British Isles Doing Their Best To Miss Euro 2008
After yesterday, McClaren will probably be looking to make like his hair, and recede. The Daily Mail thinks that Jurgen Klinsmann (surely...
England National Team
Not Good Enough For Chelsea, But Mourinho For England?
The Times is reporting that if Steve McClaren fails to ensure England’s qualification then they will boot him into touch and try...
Chelsea FC England National Team
Evil Plastic Pitch Lures England Stars To Shipwreck.
The Sun has today lit the torches, raised the pitchforks, rounded up the impressionable villagers, and led the charge on the Luzhniki...
England National Team
Blackburn Midfielder Savages Wales’ John Toshack
Floppy-haired imbecile Fan Favourite and darling of the footballing community, Robbie Savage, has urged John Toshack to give up the ghost and...
Blackburn FC
Little Sammy deserved to be sacked by Bolton – who’s can fill Big Sam’s big shoes?
It was always going to happen wasn’t it – after a brief cameo of a reign – Little Sammy Lee has left...
Bolton FC
Is an Aston Villa Player “Tapping Up” Liverpool’s Riise?
Almost as startling as the news that plans are underway to turn Brokeback Mountain into a musical is the claim by tepid-form...
Liverpool FC Aston Villa FC
Middlesbrough: Crap City, Mediocre Manager, Good Chairman
In news that will surely make signing foreign superstars a tad more difficult, Middlesbrough has just been deemed the worst city in...
Middlesbrough FC
Russians Think The England Players Are Effete Wusses
The president of Russian football Vitaly Mutko has accused England of being a bunch of sniveling wimps about the now infamous plastic...
England National Team