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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.
Everton Star Thought Liverpool Would Be Better After Spending Spree
Everton defender Alan Stubbs is the latest Blue Boy to stick his oar in mere days before the Merseyside derby, claiming that...
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Chelsea’s Avram Grant Is Not Winning People Over Anytime Soon
Prior to bumbling unlicensed fool Avram Grant’s tenure at Chelsea, the yardstick to nonsensical madness was legend Bobby Robson. Here are a...
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Only £6m for Newcastle’s Michael Owen – Any Takers?
The Daily Telegraph is today reporting that Manchester City are having a hearty sniff around Michael Owen, and they like the sweet...
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Liverpool Must Beat Everton Sans Torres, And Rafa Compares Himself To Manchester United and Arsenal Legends
The Sun, in between asking us which Spice Girl has the best breasts, is reporting that Fernando Torres might be unavailable for...
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Ex Everton Manager Joins In On Criticising Liverpool’s Rotation Policy
Ex-Everton Manager Howard Kendall has has a subtle swipe at Rafa’s rotation, whilst Liverpool’s Steve Finnan has leapt to the defence of...
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Chelsea Boss Is Officially Declared Fit To be Chelsea boss
The Daily Mail is today reporting that Avram Grant is set to finally become qualified to manage in the Premier League !...
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Tottenham Striker Doesn’t Realise He Has No Chance
The Daily Mail is reporting on the latest Spurs starlet to pop his head above the parapet, and the poor little lamb...
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Tottenham’s Calamity Paul or Arsenal’s Mad Jens – who would you choose?
Which of these two bumbling ‘keepers would you entrust with goalkeeping responsibilities at your club ? Whilst Robinson adds to his horrendous...
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Jurgen Klinsmann Interested In Tottenham Job, Time To Pull The Trigger?
Would you trade in your old nackered ogre, Martin Jol, for a spanking new German efficient machine – Jurgen Klinsmann. Jol’s record...
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Arsenal Goalkeepers Are Hilarious And Terrifying
We love Arsenal’s Jens Lehmann, on paper he is uncannily similar to South Park’s Eric Cartman (maybe a little different visually) ,...
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The Booing of Chelsea’s Frank Lampard Are Actually Cheers For Aston Villa’s Gareth Barry
So Frank Lampard got booed , yet again. It seems that Frank the epitome of everything the average football fan hates, justified...
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Boss Thinks Manchester United’s Wayne Rooney Isn’t World Class, Will He Ever Be?
England Coach Steve McClaren thinks that Wayne Rooney isn’t World-Class yet, England’s coach croaked: “From my point of view, Wayne Rooney has...
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