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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.
Who has the best youngsters in the Premier League?
Tottenham’s friendly ogre Martin Jol has moved to cool down the superlatives and hype that is being foisted upon some of Tottenham’s...
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Premier League Gossip and Rumours: Liverpool, Manchester United, Arsenal, Chelsea, Everton, Celtic, Crystal Palace, Portsmouth, Millwall and Bolton
It’s the weekend ! But, is is an International weekend – bah ! So we’ve compiled some lovely voluptuous rumours to cheer...
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Everton and Liverpool enduring mixed fortunes ahead of Mersey Mash-Up
Everton and Liverpool have two very different issues on their plate this past Thursday. The news at Goodison, that Cahill, Gravesen and...
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Scotland Hoping Everton Star Can Pull It Out Of His Backside Again
Scottish head honcho Alex McLeish is counting on James McFadden to grab yet another flukey punt mircaculous winner, this time against the...
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Birmingham City striker warns England of danger in Russia
Fake plastic pitch, horrible burns and blisters, and the potential for a nasty upset all beckon in Russia, no wonder Steve McClaren...
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Liverpool Could Announce Annual “New Signing” Ready For Everton
That’s right, it’s that time of year again when Rafa Benitez, the Liverpool staff, and fans all get excited about a new...
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Manchester City boss Was Not Particularly Impressed With Rio Ferdinand or John Terry, Apparently
Are Chelsea’s John Terry and Manchester United’s Rio Ferdinand that bad ? Manchester City boss Sven Goran Eriksson is telling anyone that’ll...
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Arsenal Finally Reveal The Secret To Success In The Transfer Market
Disraeli once said that ‘there are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics’. Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger clearly disagrees, today...
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Remember When Tottenham Were Going To Finish Fourth And Arsenal Would Miss Henry?
One of the most hilarious things you can do if you have the time, is dig out the dog-eared season preview supplements...
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Will Tottenham or Arsenal’s New Striker Have The Bigger Impact This Season?
North London rivals Tottenham and Arsenal are facing two very different problems. Whilst Spurs are scratching their heads over Bent’s injury and...
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Where Should Peter Crouch Go After Liverpool: Tottenham? Manchester City? Newcastle?
The Daily Mail thinks that Peter Crouch could be on his way out of Anfield, but with Rafa’s rotation policy in full...
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Everton’s Tomas Gravesen Has Been Fooling Everyone For Years
Edward corrects a long running myth about people with shaved heads and crazy eyes. As an Evertonian I was ecstatic to have...
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