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Dexter

27 years old, football obsessed, partial to flat-caps and guzzling Stella Artois. When I'm not chained to the radiator in COS towers I like to play football, to a barrel-scrapingly dire standard.

Arsenal’s Cesc wasn’t always so certain about Arsenal
Cesc Fabregas, the young heart of this Arsenal side apparently wasn’t so hot on signing for Arsenal at first, but in yet...
Someone actually wants to leave Arsenal!
The Daily Mail is reporting that some people can only sit on the bench twiddling their thumbs for so long before they...
Anyone Could Have Replicated Chelsea’s Results Under Grant – Even Derby’s Manager!
…So says Craig Burley, who reckons that Derby boss Billy Davies could have done just as well as Avram Grant has. To...
Portsmouth boss Harry Redknapp ready to manage England, but should he?
Harry Redknapp, he’s English, got a wealth of experience, actually wants the job, and if you’re worried about his dodgy signings he...
Former Chelsea Boss Jose Mourinho Won’t Be Leading England
While ‘Arry Redknapp is batting his eyelashes as fast as he can to attract the attention of the FA – Jose Mourinho,...
Liverpool Manager Rather Pissed Off With Life
Liverpool Boss Rafa Benitez is pretty peeved with his American paymasters and is demanding cash to make Mascherano’s tranfer permanent as well...
TRANSFER RUMOURS: Aston Villa, Tottenham, Arsenal, Manchester United, Manchester City, Liverpool, Middlesbrough, Derby, Everton, Fulham and Bolton
Lets all take a hearty swig from these potent rumours and forget all about bumbling balding orangutan Steve McClaren. Villa boss Martin...
England’s Best Excuse? Injuries!
Gab Marcotti, the snide cynical football analyst, today painted a stark picture of realism. Yes England were rotten to the core, yes...
Arsenal’s Jens comes out with his daily gibberish.
You don’t have to be mental to be a goalkeeper, but it certainly bloody helps. Another day another random rant from the...
Liverpool Star looks at Arsenal, Manchester United and Chelsea and laughs in the face of fear!
Liverpool striker Fernando Torres doesn’t appear to be too impressed with his team’s Premier League rivals claiming that although they all have...
The Pain Continues For Tottenham
Bloody hell, after enduring an abysmal start to the season, sacking their manager and flushing away his laissez-faire attitude towards training, things...
Chelsea prepare to sell superstar.
Didier Drogba is as happy as larry when he is charging around scoring goals and kissing the Chelsea badge, but when he...