England drew 2-2 with the Czech Republic yesterday thanks to a late Joe Cole goal, but even that couldn’t mask over a a stinker of a performance that was crapper than an old sailor’s arse.

Chelsea midfielder Joe Cole has joined the rest of the world in realising that the England team are a bunch of neurotic bottlers…

The Gunners certainly laid on some exhibition football last season, dazzling opponents with their quick passing and movement. It was a blistering start to the Premier League campaign that they’ll hope to recreate this term, especially with a favourable run of opening fixtures.

Fresh from staring into their crystal ball, The Daily Mail reckons Joe Cole could be on his way to Anfield.

Avram Grant is in denial (Da Nile) if he thinks Chelsea can still win the Premier League after their inability to beat Wigan on Monday. The Latics have taken points off the Blues, Arsenal and Liverpool in 2008 at crucial moments and Steve Bruce’s men have essentially meant that a silver platter should now be […]

Can Chelsea win the league? It didn’t appear as though they had any chance a few months ago, after losing several key players to injury, suspension and African Nations Cup duties. However, they’ve remained on the coat-tails of Manchester United and Arsenal throughout the winter months, with The Times reporting that Joe Cole is ready […]

Chelsea winger Joe Cole is no whinger. The England international midfielder has dismissed all reports of him leaving the club in the summer and insists that he is happy at Stamford Bridge and that he is ready to fight for his place in Chelsea’s starting line-up.
The former West Ham United star says:
I don’t get too […]

Paul Gascoigne has been an inspirational figure to many when it came to football and one such person is Chelsea’s England international midfielder Joe Cole. The former West Ham United star has revealed to the News of the World that it was Gazza who inspired him to become a professional footballer. Cole also heaves a […]

England head coach Fabio Capello might not have been too impressed by the shape of things at Wembley when England beat Switzerland 2-1 in an international friendly but England winger Joe Cole is perfectly contented with the win. ESPN Soccernet quotes the Chelsea midfielder as saying that although work needs to be done, everyone should […]

What did you think of England last night then? A breathtaking performance, a poor display or just a typically-average performance from a group of players who notoriously struggle to gel at international level? Thought so. That hasn’t stopped Chelsea’s Joe Cole from waxing lyrical about their 2-1 win over Switzerland, acclaiming it as a perfect […]